There has been much said about the hit Aaron Rome put on Nathaniel Horton in the Stanley Cup Finals. For some reason a hit that was laid over two months ago is a big deal. Not surprising it has to do with a Boston team though. Boston sports teams are like a mildly hot chick at the work place. When you aren't paying attention they make a big stink, then you look over and are disappointed, because its still that annoying, idiot you have seen one too many times.
So to take the strain off Aaron Rome I have decided to write his apology for him. You can thank me later Aaron:
Dear Overrated,
I am so sorry you are arrogant beyond your talent. I am sorry you think that since you went from a joke of a team to an Original Six you think that somehow legitimizes your play. I am sorry you think that because all of a sudden you play on a team with talented players you think you are a superstar, when you were on a terrible team, you were average at best.
I am also sorry you think you can skate through center ice like Eric Lindross and not expect someone to light you up. Yes I left my feet, but maybe if you were paying attention you could of avoided it. But mainly I am sorry to the hockey community, players and fans alike. I am sorry everyone has to listen to you trying to get attention. I am sorry you winning a Stanley Cup does not satisfy your need for attention.
I would like to apologize to your teammate Marc Savard as well. I am sorry he has to listen to you whine like a little kid who's ice cream cone fell on the sidewalk, while he hasn't played in forever. I am sorry the guy who never played a full year for the team you gave everything for feels the need to make sure the spotlight stays on him.
I guess one good thing has come from this, at least when the Bruins are terrible again no one will remember who Nathaniel Horton is, just like no one knew who he was before this year. Obscurity will claim you as time drags on, and the only thing Boston Bruins "fans" can regurgitate in the future will be "Timmy Thawmuss was ahhhhsome that year!"
Sincerely,
Aaron "Your Daddy" Rome
Don't worry Aaron, I won't cry to the media when I don't get a thank you for writing this.
